Fuck the I-Phone

I'll admit it right away. Like any technophile person on this planet, when I saw the first pictures and demos of the I-phone I was hooked up. I wanted one BADLY. But that changed pretty quickly.



As we all know the I-phone is exclusive to one carrier in any country it is sold, excluding France where they have laws against crap like this. But even in France , when you buy an unlocked I-Phone for 1.5 times the price then it costs you locked, you can't even use it to its full potential ( like the mailbox features won't all work ). And why ? Because Steve Jobs goes "KACHIIINGGG" whenever you make a call with your locked-to-the-exclusive-carrier I-phone as he gets a portion of what you pay to your carrier. And this is as genious as it is perverted.

This wouldn't get me as angry as it got me if it wasn't Apple. Apple's always tried to project an image of this trendy young independent alternative brand that was the David to Goliath Microsoft. But their latest coup just confirms what has been emerging for some time now. Apple is nothing more then the Gadget maker for the rich and spoiled. It is the proud divider between have and have-nots.

For that I say:

FUCK THE I-PHONE
FUCK APPLE

but mostly

FUCK THAT GREEDY SON OF A BITCH STEVE JOBS

and while your at it drop a bomb into his marketing departement.